istolefrommarcjacobs:

THE GUN I’M SCREAMING LITERALLY MY MOM

(via trnhere)

dasvidaniyabitches:

The very best of Yahoo Answers.

(via mikerizzi)

(via dylanofuckme)

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

(via completelyanimalistic)

twochinkz:

Look at this gif.

The guy in the purple does a full damn pirouette.

Then you got the girl in the orange next to him doing the Willow Smith hair whip.

Then the guy in the orange behind her bucking out.

And the girl in the blue being a bad bitch.

And that random ass nigga doing a toe touch.

This gif is life! 

faaavvvv GIF!

(via noopinionnecessary)

avengent:

If you have more than 85 followers, you have more followers than the Westboro Baptist Church. 

You are more influential than those fuckers.

Go you.

(via completelyanimalistic)

sarahschietroma:

It’s very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

(via noopinionnecessary)

(via completelyanimalistic)

gracehelbig:

I GOT TO FILL IN FOR JOHN GREEN ON THE VLOGBROTHERS CHANNEL.

fun and eventful times (hanging out and NYC) = UP UP UP

staying at home sweating = down and leveled out.

yay -_-